Thursday, February 12, 2004

Great Satan 

...Not. The Student Movement Coordination Committee for Democracy in Iran seems kind of fond of America, and even that unilateral, warmongering, Muslim-oppressing President of ours, in this open letter to him.

Dear Mr. President:

On behalf of the Iranian Student Movement and the Iranian Diaspora around the World, especially our oppressed countrymen, we extend our sincerest appreciation for your leadership and efforts to promote long term peace and democratic rule in the World. We also want to use this opportunity to express, once again, our deepest gratitude for your consistent and open support of our people in their quest for true freedom and democracy.
But, but... nobody wants our help! They don't want us promoting "peace" and "democracy" because they know it's all about oil, right? Apparently they didn't get the memo, because they just keep on heaping praise:

We believe that as with the American defeat of Nazism, Communism, Baathism and Talibanism, America will help to defeat the Islamic Fascists who have no place in a civilized world. Peace, democracy, true freedom, and equitable opportunities and living conditions for all Iranians and Middle Easterners, in general, can be attained, through total defeat of the of Islamic Fascism in Iran.
What? Islamic Fascism isn't a right-wing extremist invention? You mean it actually exists and people don't want to live under it? Actual Muslims like Bush and believe in his support for democracy?

The New York Times never told me that!

(Hat tip: AllahPundit)
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